It's time......it's time to come out publicly about the conspiracy against us!! Where to start.
It started last June when we rented out house to the world's most rediculous, arrogant, stoner. I am convinced that he has instigated this plan to ruin our lives. Fast forward to about Christmas time, when our renter was about 2 months behind on rent......RED FLAG, right!??? Well being the Christians that we are, (not to mention not being able to afford TWO mortgages for SURE) We let him "catch up" and miraculously by Feb he caught up. That is where the real torture began.
At the end of Feb our dishwasher....BRAND NEW Dishwasher broke. No problem....it's under warrenty. I call. They come. They order the parts to fix the dishwasher....all is right and good.
Fast foward to March. The first week of March comes and no rent. Ok, scott calls stoner and says, "where's our rent? Oh and we're coming to do a walk through of the house to check damages and condition" Stoner says, i'll meet you on tuesday. Tuesday comes, stoner's not home. Wednesday comes, stoner IS home but "forgot" to go to the bank, and asks if we can postpone the walk thru to thurs. Thursday comes, stoner is home, "forgot" to go to the bank again, and scott says" Ok i get it that you're not going to pay us...but i'm still doing my walk thru." Stoner turns into Raging stoner and physically refuses to let scott in and almost gets in a fist fight.
Scott leaves, calls the cops. Cops do a raid on the house (OH yeah, stoner has turned our beautiful little house, where we spent HOURS remodeling, and where we started our family into a pot factory). Stoner gets arrested. We call a lawyer (MISTAKE NUMBER 100) We start the eviction process on the grounds of illegal activity. Stoner gets served notice. We wait.
The conspiracy continues. Remember the broken dishwasher? Well we wait the two weeks for our parts to come in. They don't. We call again. "oh....well that order took longer than our specified time so it got cancelled out...call whirlpool." Call whirlpool. "oh we don't have any record of those parts being ordered....here's the number to our super secret special parts SWAT team" Call them...."oh yeah...we'll order them, they'll be there in two weeks." We wait. They never come. We call and say "give us a new dishwasher or we're going to sick our stoner renter on you" SWAT guy says...."Hmmm well i can give you a new dishwasher, or i can give you $100 and new parts...either option will be two weeks out." We take the money and the new part. We wait. Money comes (false ray of light in the conspiracy...things must be looking up) ONE part comes....it's the wrong part. We call. Oh we have the right one, we'll overnight it. Oh, you needed another part? We don't have any record of another part....here's the number for our super secret specia lparts SWAT team...."
Fast forward back to the rental house. So we decide to put the house on the market. Why not, Right? What else could POSSIBLY hurt this case. We give him notice it's on the market, and written notice that we're coming for a walk thru. Morning of walk thru, stoner calls. "if you're really coming today you need to give me a call." Fat chance, stoner. We show up. Stoner actually lets us in. Walks thru. Takes pictures of all the new plants. Meanwhile stoner is trying to convince our friend we took as witness of all the miraculous benefits of the "cannibus" ....MORON....Scott is trying not to rip his toungue out of his face to make him shut up. At the end, Stoner says, "So what's this mean for me?" Scott: "Nothing" Stoner, "Well what comes of this? What do you want from us" Scott (dumbfounded at the arrogance) "What??!?!? We want you out of our house!!!!!!!" Stoner,"well.....I intend to pay you everything I owe you...." Scott leaves.
Fast forward past stoner evading the papers being served, us not being able to get a key witness to testify, and other random "set backs" to the day BEFORE our court date. Lawyer calls and says stoner is fighting us that he didn't do anything "Illegal" Court date gets postponed 2 weeks. Fast forward to a week before our NEW court date. Court date postponed 2 MORE weeks (due to our lawyer sucking). Fast forward to TODAY. Lawyer calls. Says that the police office (where the arresting officer that we are supina-ing to our trial) has sent the lawyer a form that we have to sign agreeing that will will pay this officers hourly wage, plus time and a half, plus milage, plus a supina fee, plus our first born child, in order for this officer (whom WE tipped off so they could get their STUPID arrest) to come testify.
So now we wait.
We've pretty much decided to NOT Pay the fees to supina fees agreement and just supina him the regular way. Because really...at this point....it doesn't even matter. We're so far into it, the least date is almost up anyways, and clearly this is not meant to go our way so why waste anyMORE money. Our lawyer says he's never seen the police do this before (of course he hasn't....it's part of the conspiracy)
So....that's MOST of the conspiracy. I'm leaving out the parts about the contractors that scott has worked for, current work conditions, and lack of being paid by some, etc etc.....because i don't want to sound like i'm complaining or anything.
Did I mention this is all coming through the filter of a pregnant woman's mind as well? This is officially the longest post i've ever written. Sorry for those that actually suffered through reading it, but they say that writing is therapeutic right? Right after a good cry. Now i've done both. I can get on with my day
But on a lighter note. Look at my little angel
