Ok.....I consider myself a relatively humane person when it comes to animals (depsite the opinion of my sister) BUT I have DRAWN the line this week.
A couple days ago Lane wakes up from a nap crying, which is weird cuz he usually just plays till we go get him. Scott went to check on him and he's crying "CHIPPPMUUUUUNK" Scott reassures him there are no chipmunks in the camper and he's fine. The next morning, i wake up and i hear something on the floor and look up and sure enough there's chipmunk down there! I didnt' think much of it, and just shooed him out. Well this is when it started going down hill. The next day or so, I am having a dream, but i feel something on my chest.....it wakes me up and open my eyes and see this CHIPMUNK running up and down my chest, pretty much laughing and dancing saying "ha ha, what are you going to do about it!!" I totally jumped and he ran offf onto the floor. I didn't scream cuz i didn't want to wake up lane or scott, so i just laid there in shock and denial, and tried to talk myself back to sleep. BUT then i heard something at the foot of our bed, and looked and there was another chipmunk running across our feet and jumped into the window. THAT IS IT!!!! I woke up scott, told him there were wild animals invading our camper and we vacated. That day i went to walmart and bought an entire arsenal of vermin weapons.....including a pack-rat sized snap trap. The check out lady looked at it, and said..."wow....i don't even want to know why you need this" I shook my head in disgust and said...."yeah....we won't talk about it"
Anyways.....to make a long story short, we've set the traps, we've been evicted from the camper, there has been much carnage and blood in our camper, which i won't post for the sake of our young and sensitive viewers...
I feel a little better to know that i've inflicted some damaging revenge on the rodents, but i still cannot sleep in our camper. I DO need to watch what I say though. When we went to put Lane down to bed one night I was looking through our bed, and found yet another chipmunk hiding in our blanket, and lane busts out "STUPID CHIPMUNK" oops.
We haven't been to the camper in two days...i'm a little nervous to go look in there tonight. We might just have to burn it down. This has added some urgency into finishing our house. Which means me and scott are sleeping on the floor with a blanket. And I"m going to play the pregnant card, and say That ain't right!!!!! But i guess i'll take sleeping on the floor to sleeping with the rodents cuddling next to me.....or ON me....